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The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious teachings, acts, and divine sacrifice after his thirtieth birthday. But no one knows about the early life of the Son of God, the missing years -- except Biff, the Messiah's best bud, who has been resurrected to tell the story in the divinely hilarious yet heartfelt work "reminiscent of Vonnegut and Douglas Adams" (Philadelphia Inquirer).
Verily, the story Biff has to tell is a miraculous one, filled with remarkable journeys, magic, healings, kung fu, corpse reanimations, demons, and hot babes. Even the considerable wiles and devotion of the Savior's pal may not be enough to divert Joshua from his tragic destiny. But there's no one who loves Josh more -- except maybe "Maggie," Mary of Magdala -- and Biff isn't about to let his extraordinary pal suffer and ascend without a fight.
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While the Bible may be the word of God, transcribed by divinely inspired men, it does not provide a full (or even partial) account of the life of Jesus Christ. Lucky for us that Christopher Moore presents a funny, lighthearted satire of the life of Christ--from his childhood days up to his crucifixion--in Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. This clever novel is surely blasphemy to some, but to others it's a coming-of-age story of the highest order.
Joshua (a.k.a. Jesus) knows he is unique and quite alone in his calling, but what exactly does his Father want of him? Taking liberties with ancient history, Moore works up an adventure tale as Biff and Joshua seek out the three wise men so that Joshua can better understand what he is supposed to do as Messiah. Biff, a capable sinner, tags along and gives Joshua ample opportunities to know the failings and weaknesses of being truly human. With a wit similar to Douglas Adams, Moore pulls no punches: a young Biff has the hots for Joshua's mom, Mary, which doesn't amuse Josh much: "Don't let anyone ever tell you that the Prince of Peace never struck anyone." And the origin of the Easter Bunny is explained as a drunken Jesus gushes his affection for bunnies, declaring, "Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around."
One small problem with the narrative is that Biff and Joshua often do not have distinct voices. A larger difficulty is that as the tone becomes more somber with Joshua's life drawing to its inevitable close, the one-liners, though not as numerous, seem forced. True to form, Lamb keeps the story of Joshua light, even after its darkest moments.
--Michael Ferch
From Publishers Weekly
A childhood pal of the savior is brought back from the dead to fill in the missing 30-year "gap" in the Gospels in Moore's latest, an over-the-top festival of sophomoric humor that stretches a very thin though entertaining conceit far past the breaking point. The action starts in modern America, specifically in a room at the Hyatt in St. Louis, where the angel who shepherds "Levi who is called Biff" has to put Christ's outrageous sidekick under de facto house arrest to get him to complete his task. Moore (Bloodsucking Fiends) gets style points for his wild imagination as Biff recalls his journey with Jesus dubbed Joshua here according to the Greek translation into and out of the clutches of Balthasar, then into a Buddhist monastery in China and finally off to India, where they dabble in the spiritual and erotic aspects of Hinduism. The author gets more serious in his climax, offering a relatively straightforward, heartfelt account of the Passion and Christ's final days that includes an intriguing spin on how the Resurrection might have happened. The Buddhist and Hindu subplots seem designed to point out the absurdity and excesses of religious customs, but none of the characters are especially memorable, and eventually both plot and characters give way to Biff's nightclub patter. As imaginative as some of this material is, the sacrilegious aspects are far less offensive than Moore's inability to rein in his relentless desire to titillate, and his penchant for ribald, frat-boy humor becomes more annoying as the book progresses. Moore has tapped into organized religion for laughs before, but this isn't one of his better efforts. Agent, Nick Ellison. Author tour.
From Booklist
If Jesus was fully human, then of course he must have farted, but never has messianic flatulence been used to greater comic effect. Jesus' best pal, Biff, has been reincarnated by the Angel Raziel to write a true gospel--the real story, in which Jesus and Biff set out to find the three magi after the betrothal of Mary Magdalene (Maggie) to Jakan the jerk. Jesus (or Josh, as Biff calls him) and Biff head east, meeting immortality-obsessed Balthasar and then brothers Gaspar and Melchior, from whom they learn of Buddhism, Hinduism, and Yoga, which Josh teaches to his pet elephant. Absurd? Of course, and as in Moore's other books, the jokes, ranging from the sublime to the sophisticated to the utterly sophomoric, make the book. What Lamb lacks in theological sophistication it more than compensates with mirth. Although many will find something offensive in this novel, which pokes fun at every major religious tradition that existed in the first century, they will find it simply impossible not to laugh.
John Green
From School Library Journal
Adult/High School-An angel has resurrected Levi bar Alpheus, known as Biff, to tell this story of his life with Joshua, better known to the modern world as Jesus Christ. As youths, they travel to the East in search of the wise men who gave gifts to Joshua at his birth, because the young man has a problem: he knows he's the Messiah, but he doesn't know what to do about it. Along the way, he and Biff come in contact with the spirituality of the East, along with a smattering of martial arts, strange poisons, abominable snowmen, and more. The story concludes with their return to Israel and Biff's own explanation of the events that make up the traditional gospel narrative. Readers who might be offended by the author's casual treatment of Christian themes may also take umbrage at his treatment of Judaism, Buddhism, Taoism, Hinduism, and much else. However, the author manages to share a variety of the world's spiritual insights while creating interesting and vivid characters. The style is smooth, drawing readers into the story seamlessly except for the need to laugh out loud every page or two. The humor is good-natured, despite the fact that Biff claims to be the inventor of a practice known as "sarcasm." In an excellent afterword, the author explains the choices he made in writing the novel, which will fascinate would-be writers, as well as provide a rebuttal for the book's likely critics.
Paul Brink, Fairfax County Public Library System, VA
About Author
Christopher Moore is the author of five previous novels. His turn-ons are the ocean, elephant polo, and talking animals on TV. His turn-offs are salmonella, traffic, and mean people. Chris enjoys cheese crackers, acid jazz, and otter scrubbing. He lives in an inaccessible island fortress in the Pacific.
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length: (cm)20.3 width:(cm) 13.6
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我曾经以为,一本能够让我反复琢磨,让我时常挂念的书,是少之又少的。然而,《Lamb》做到了。它像一颗种子,在我心中悄悄地埋下,然后在我的意识深处,一点一点地生根发芽,长出枝叶,甚至开花结果。我喜欢作者的叙事手法,它不走寻常路,而是将故事碎片化,再通过一种近乎魔术般的方式,将这些碎片重新组合,展现出意想不到的宏大图景。每一次的阅读,都像是第一次,我总能在新的角度发现新的惊喜,新的线索。我特别欣赏作者对人物内心世界的细腻描摹。那些隐藏在言语和行为之下的暗流,那些难以启齿的欲望和挣扎,都被他展现得淋漓尽致。我常常会在读到某个角色的独白时,停下来,反思自己是否也有过类似的经历,有过类似的挣扎。这本书没有给我一个明确的答案,它更像是一面镜子,让我看到自己,也看到更广阔的世界。它让我开始思考,关于选择,关于命运,关于我们每个人在这个世界上的位置。我发现,这本书不仅仅是关于故事,它更是关于生命本身,关于我们如何去理解,去感受,去活。
评分这本《Lamb》给我带来的阅读体验,简直就像一场猝不及防的心灵风暴,又或者说,是一次被精心策划的、充满善意的“意外”。我原本以为自己会遇到一本讲述生命、关于成长,抑或是探讨人性中某种极端光辉或阴影的作品。然而,当我沉浸其中,那些文字便如同一张巨大的、铺陈开来的网,将我牢牢地捕获,让我不得不重新审视我所认识的世界,甚至是自己。它没有给我预设的答案,反而抛出了无数个让我为之动容、为之思考的问题。书中的人物,他们的经历,他们的选择,每一个细节都似乎带着某种莫名的力量,悄无声息地渗透进我的思绪,让我忍不住去揣摩,去想象,如果是我,我会如何面对?故事的展开方式尤其让我惊喜,它没有采用线性叙事,而是将时间线巧妙地打乱,又在关键节点处如同拼图般精准地拼接,每一次的反转都伴随着我内心的“啊哈!”时刻,那种抽丝剥茧的乐趣,简直让人欲罢不能。更别提作者对细节的把握了,无论是对环境的细致描绘,还是对人物内心活动的细腻刻画,都达到了令人惊叹的地步。我常常会因为某一个微不足道的场景,某一句不经意的对话,而陷入久久的沉思,仿佛那个场景、那句对话就发生在我眼前,我就是其中的一员,共同经历着命运的起伏。这种沉浸感,是很多书籍难以给予的。它让我感觉自己不仅仅是在阅读一个故事,更是在参与一场深刻的对话,一场关于存在,关于选择,关于爱与被爱的对话。我甚至觉得,读完这本书,我好像与书中某些人物之间建立了一种奇妙的联系,他们仿佛也活在了我的脑海中,与我一同呼吸,一同感受。
评分我很难用简单的几句话来定义《Lamb》这本书,因为它对我而言,更像是一种生命体验,一种潜移默化的影响。我原以为会遇到一个标准意义上的故事,有着清晰的开端、发展和结局。然而,作者却给我带来了一场充满惊喜的“意外”。它的叙事结构,就好比一张错综复杂的地图,我必须一步步地探索,才能逐渐理解它的全貌。这种探索的过程,充满了挑战,但也充满了乐趣。我喜欢作者那种不动声色的叙事方式,它不煽情,不刻意,却能在最平静的文字中,激起最汹涌的波澜。我常常会在读到某些段落时,停下来,合上书,望着窗外,试图将书中的情景与现实中的某个瞬间联系起来。作者对细节的刻画,达到了令人惊叹的地步。无论是对环境的细致描绘,还是对人物内心活动的细腻刻画,都充满了力量。我常常因为某个微不足道的场景,某句不经意的对话,而陷入久久的沉思。这本书没有给我预设的答案,反而抛出了无数个让我为之动容、为之思考的问题。我感觉自己不仅仅是在阅读一个故事,更是在参与一场深刻的对话,一场关于存在,关于选择,关于爱与被爱的对话。
评分我很难用单一的标签来定义《Lamb》这本书,因为它对我而言,更像是一次心灵的远航,一次对未知世界的探索。我喜欢作者的叙事方式,它不拘泥于传统的线性结构,而是将故事的碎片巧妙地打散,再在适当的时机,以一种令人拍案叫绝的方式重新组合。这种“抽丝剥茧”的阅读体验,让我欲罢不能。我常常会在读到某个关键情节时,感受到一种强烈的“豁然开朗”之感,仿佛之前所有的困惑都迎刃而解。作者对人物心理的刻画,更是达到了出神入化的境界。那些隐藏在表面之下的情感暗流,那些难以启齿的欲望和挣扎,都被他描绘得淋漓尽致。我会在读到某些角色的内心独白时,深深地被触动,甚至会因为他们的痛苦而感到感同身受。这本书让我看到了人性中最复杂、最矛盾的一面,也让我看到了人类在绝境中爆发出的强大生命力。它让我开始思考,关于选择,关于命运,关于我们每个人在这个世界上的意义。
评分我必须承认,《Lamb》在某种程度上颠覆了我对“故事”的认知。它不是那种能够轻易被概括、被归类的作品,它更像是一场潜移默化的洗礼,一次漫长而精妙的思想实验。我原以为会看到一个清晰的开端、发展和结局,但作者显然不满足于此。他构建的世界,充满了暧昧和不确定性,让我在阅读过程中,不断地挑战自己的预设,不断地修正自己的判断。每一次的转折,都像是精心设计的陷阱,又像是意外的馈赠。我喜欢这种未知感,它驱使我不断地去探索,去挖掘,去猜测作者的意图。书中对细节的刻画,尤其让我赞叹。那些看似无关紧宏的场景,那些不起眼的人物,都仿佛蕴藏着巨大的能量,等待着被我发掘。我曾经为了理解某个情节,反复阅读了好几遍,试图从中找出更深层的含义。作者的语言风格也极具特色,它不是那种华丽辞藻的堆砌,而是一种朴实无华,却又充满了力量的文字。它能够轻易地触动我内心最深处的柔软,也能够让我感到震撼和警醒。我常常会因为书中某些过于真实,过于残酷的描写而感到心痛,但同时,又会因为那些闪烁着人性光辉的瞬间而感到温暖。这是一种复杂的情感交织,也是这本书带给我的独特魅力。
评分《Lamb》这本书,给我带来的震撼,绝非一朝一夕能够消化。它就像一场漫长的旅程,让我在这趟旅程中,不断地遇见惊喜,不断地遭遇挑战,也让我看到了自己内心深处从未触及过的角落。作者的叙事方式,简直就像一位技艺精湛的魔术师,将看似毫不相干的元素,巧妙地编织在一起,最终呈现出令人惊叹的整体。我不得不承认,在阅读初期,我曾因其不寻常的结构而感到些许困惑,但正是这种困惑,激发了我更强的探索欲望。我喜欢这种“被挑战”的感觉,它让我保持高度的专注,让我不得不去思考,去推敲。书中对细节的把握,简直达到了令人发指的地步。每一个场景的描绘,每一个人物的对话,都充满了深意,都仿佛在暗示着什么。我常常会在读到某些片段时,停下来,反复咀嚼,试图从中找出隐藏的线索,隐藏的关联。作者对人性的刻画,更是让我深思。那些善与恶,那些光明与黑暗,那些人性的挣扎与救赎,都被他展现得淋漓尽致。我从中看到了自己的影子,也看到了人类共有的困境。这是一种非常奇特的阅读体验,既有距离感,又充满了亲切感,既让我感到陌生,又让我感到熟悉。
评分我承认,《Lamb》这本书,在某种程度上,改变了我对阅读的认知。它不是一本可以轻易被“读完”的书,它更像是一个需要不断去“品味”,去“消化”的艺术品。作者的叙事手法,简直就是一场精心设计的冒险,让我时而在迷雾中摸索,时而又在某个转角处发现惊喜。我喜欢这种未知感,它驱使我不断地去探索,去挖掘,去猜测作者的意图。书中对细节的刻画,尤其让我赞叹。那些看似无关紧宏的场景,那些不起眼的人物,都仿佛蕴藏着巨大的能量,等待着被我发掘。我曾经为了理解某个情节,反复阅读了好几遍,试图从中找出更深层的含义。作者的语言风格也极具特色,它不是那种华丽辞藻的堆砌,而是一种朴实无华,却又充满了力量的文字。它能够轻易地触动我内心最深处的柔软,也能够让我感到震撼和警醒。我常常会因为书中某些过于真实,过于残酷的描写而感到心痛,但同时,又会因为那些闪烁着人性光辉的瞬间而感到温暖。这是一种复杂的情感交织,也是这本书带给我的独特魅力。
评分这本书,与其说是一部作品,不如说是一扇通往未知世界的窗户。每一次翻开,都像是推开了一扇吱呀作响的老木门,门后是截然不同的风景,是各种我从未想象过的可能性。它的叙事结构,简直就是一场精心设计的迷宫,让我时而迷失,时而惊喜,时而又在某个转角处发现豁然开朗的景象。我花了很长时间去理解作者是如何将如此零散的元素,如此不经意的片段,编织成一幅宏大而精美的画卷的。每一个角色,即使是最不起眼的配角,似乎都有着自己的独立生命,都有着不为人知的过往和隐秘的动机。我喜欢作者那种不动声色的叙事方式,不煽情,不刻意,却能在最平静的文字中,激起最汹涌的波澜。它不像某些书那样,上来就直奔主题,而是像一位老朋友,缓缓地拉着你的手,带你走进它的世界,让你慢慢地品味,慢慢地感受。我常常会在读到某些段落时,停下来,合上书,望着窗外,试图将书中的情景与现实中的某个瞬间联系起来。作者对人性的洞察,真是入木三分。那些善与恶,那些光明与黑暗,那些看似矛盾却又真实存在的复杂情感,都被他描绘得淋漓尽致。我从中看到了自己的影子,看到了我身边人的影子,看到了人类社会某种普遍的困境。这是一种非常奇特的阅读体验,既有距离感,又充满了亲切感,既让我感到陌生,又让我感到熟悉。
评分《Lamb》这本书,给了我一种前所未有的阅读体验,它不仅仅是故事的讲述,更像是一场灵魂的对话。我喜欢作者那种不动声色的叙事方式,它不煽情,不刻意,却能在最平静的文字中,激起最汹涌的波澜。我常常会在读到某些段落时,停下来,合上书,望着窗外,试图将书中的情景与现实中的某个瞬间联系起来。作者对细节的刻画,达到了令人惊叹的地步。无论是对环境的细致描绘,还是对人物内心活动的细腻刻画,都充满了力量。我常常因为某个微不足道的场景,某句不经意的对话,而陷入久久的沉思。这本书没有给我预设的答案,反而抛出了无数个让我为之动容、为之思考的问题。我感觉自己不仅仅是在阅读一个故事,更是在参与一场深刻的对话,一场关于存在,关于选择,关于爱与被爱的对话。它让我重新审视自己,审视我所处的世界,让我以一种全新的视角去看待生活中的种种。
评分《Lamb》这本书,在我阅读过的所有作品中,无疑占据了一个独特的位置。它不是那种能够让你一眼看透,然后轻易遗忘的书,它更像是一位智慧的长者,在你生命中的不同阶段,都会给你带来新的启示。我喜欢作者的叙事方式,它不拘泥于传统的线性结构,而是将故事的碎片巧妙地打散,再在适当的时机,以一种令人拍案叫绝的方式重新组合。这种“抽丝剥茧”的阅读体验,让我欲罢不能。我常常会在读到某个关键情节时,感受到一种强烈的“豁然开朗”之感,仿佛之前所有的困惑都迎刃而解。作者对人物心理的刻画,更是达到了出神入化的境界。那些隐藏在表面之下的情感暗流,那些难以启齿的欲望和挣扎,都被他描绘得淋漓尽致。我会在读到某些角色的内心独白时,深深地被触动,甚至会因为他们的痛苦而感到感同身受。这本书让我看到了人性中最复杂、最矛盾的一面,也让我看到了人类在绝境中爆发出的强大生命力。它让我开始思考,关于选择,关于命运,关于我们每个人在这个世界上的意义。
评分如果大家想知道如果耶稣会少林功夫会如何的话,请看这本书来找到答案.
评分这是一个耶稣,孔子,佛主,柔道,还有爱情的故事,还不是穿越哦
评分如果大家想知道如果耶稣会少林功夫会如何的话,请看这本书来找到答案.
评分这是一个耶稣,孔子,佛主,柔道,还有爱情的故事,还不是穿越哦
评分如果大家想知道如果耶稣会少林功夫会如何的话,请看这本书来找到答案.
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