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From School Library Journal Grade 9 Up–Alice MacLeod， 16， had been homeschooled since being pulled out of first grade for thinking she was a hobbit. Now she attends alternative school， and describes herself as "a total misfit，" so she is understandably surprised when the Smithers Rod and Gun Club asks her to be their representative for the local beauty pageant. She keeps a diary of all of her school and pageant misadventures， including cantankerous descriptions of her hippie parents， friends， and fellow contestants. Alice's meanderings through a religious group， alcohol experimentation， and fruitless hopes for a first sexual encounter seem contrived for their shock value. Although she is certainly intelligent and insightful (with a very sharp cutting edge)， she never seems to understand that she's her own worst enemy until the end. By that point， it's too little too late， and readers will have trouble caring if she gets it or not. She seems to veer from one ridiculous or dangerous situation to the next， and blames much of it on everybody else (sometimes correctly， but often not). Despite its wit and spearing of inane beauty contests， teens will have trouble finding this book's heart， or Alice's.–Paula J. LaRue， Van Wert City Schools， OH Copyright © Reed Business Information， a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved. From Booklist Gr. 7-12. This sequel to Alice， I Think [BKL Ag 03] finds our young Canadian protagonist participating in the town beauty pageant， much against the wishes of her hyperfeminist mother. As a representative of the pageant， Alice is allotted a $400 clothing allowance， the main motive for her participation. She details her hilarious experiences in both journal entries and a zine， which deliciously skewers every group possible， from aging would-be rock stars to vegetarians. Despite the novel's rural， small-town setting， urban teens will also delight in Alice's misadventures， as she combines sometimes alarming fits of self-confident， outrageous activity with more predictable teen angst and ineptitude. Be warned that Alice gets drunk， tries to lose her virginity， and engages in other risky behaviors and attitudes， with very little judgment levied by the author. Readers of Alice's previous adventure will be eagerly awaiting this new title， but the sequel easily stands alone and will send new readers back to the first book. Debbie CartonCopyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved See all Editorial Reviews