SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERS Don't you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In The Big Ass Book of Jokes , there's a joke to tell every day about everything--from midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians. ♠ Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. ♠ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day. ♠ The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage. "That's holy water from Rome," says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, "This smells more like whisky." "Isn't that amazing," says Collin. "Another miracle!" ♠ A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself. The blonde shouts at him, "Shut up! You're next!" ♠ A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. "That's a very smart dog," says the man. "He's not so cleaver," says one of the players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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