Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don’t have a text messaging plan. I paid 25 cents to get fired.
Your girlfriend dumped you, your car broke down, your boss passed you up for the big promotion. Life’s not fair, but there is one sure-fire way to ease your pain–laughing at someone else who had an even worse day than you did.
Enter the devastatingly funny world of F My Life , where calamity is comedy. Covering every disastrous pratfall in love, work, family-life, and more, F My Life proffers other people’s ruinous, real-life happenings to brighten your gloomiest day: someone getting dumped through a greeting card, ignored at their birthday party, or insulted by their own grandmother. Spanning everything from ironic twists of fate to down-right shameful moments, F My Life ’s squirm-inducing stories are schadenfreude at its finest. So today, take solace in knowing that at least you’re not that guy. There now, don’t you feel better?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain.
Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 Playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold.
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said “That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream.”
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讀後感
幸灾乐祸其实是一件很让人开心的事情， . . . 除非发生在你身上，
評分幸灾乐祸其实是一件很让人开心的事情， . . . 除非发生在你身上，
評分幸灾乐祸其实是一件很让人开心的事情， . . . 除非发生在你身上，
評分幸灾乐祸其实是一件很让人开心的事情， . . . 除非发生在你身上，
評分幸灾乐祸其实是一件很让人开心的事情， . . . 除非发生在你身上，
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评分LOL...
评分範圍太廣瞭導緻很不好猜詞~~~好幾次查的詞都是很囧的詞~~~看完這個亂七八糟的詞匯猛增啊~~~~~而且小品文劇情不連貫過瞭新鮮勁兒之後很難持續的讀下去~~五天搞定~~~下迴還是得看小說~~~
评分糗百美國版
评分以前也老上那個網站。當然，你的推薦。不過看多瞭就覺得人生也就那麼點兒事兒。有助於緩解焦慮。噗。這本是開會無聊的時候慢慢刷的，長度正好。for fun，可以一看。
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