People have been predicting the end of the world since...well, the beginning of it. Oh, the form it takes may vary--firestorm, earthquake, plague, new ice age, alien invasion, nuclear cloud, or the rise of our machines--but everyone who survives will be starting over at Square One. Your needs won't be that different from today's: food, shelter, work, finances, relationships, 24-hour cable.... But you'll have more raw materials to deal with. Apocalypse How is the humorous how-to-guide to living your best life possible (after the Apocalypse renders your current quality of life null and void.) Organized like a travel or lifestyle guide, the book tells you all you need to know in order to fend off zombies, forge for non-radioactive food, and make the most of your new dwelling (while ignoring the ash outline of its previous occupants on the far wall.) This handy volume includes such essential sections as: * What to Expect When We're Exploding

* Before We Blow: Your Essential To-Hoard List

* Should You Stay or Should You Flee? Questionnaire

* Sex, Love, and Dating: What if You Are the Last Man on Earth?

* The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Petty Tyrants

* The Apocalyptic Aptitude Test Apocalypse How is guaranteed to be of use in the world to come. It also makes a handy defense weapon if thrown, and firestarter if needed.