Disorder in the Court 在线电子书 图书标签: 冷笑话 法律 美国 幽默 法庭 英文版 笑话 休闲
发表于2024-11-21
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"Joseph Conrad described life as birth and death separated by struggle. For me, humor has been the lubricant to make the struggle a little less rough, a survival instinct against life's rigors."
评分这本书是因为看了一篇豆文好奇去买的。可惜英文版并不如当初看到的那么好玩。可能原因(1)英文词有好多俺不懂(2)豆瓣文写得太好了,把精华都包括进去了。
评分就挑出来的那几句比较好笑。所以为什么会有这些问题?律师在争取时间?
评分不是那个很萌很搞笑的贴的出处。也有亮段子不过没有一个比那贴好笑。更像是真正的庭审实录。Fractured moment嘛,也不都是笑点,也有冷场点......
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Sit back and enjoy a collection of verbatim exchanges from the halls of justice, where defendants and plaintiffs, lawyers and witnesses, juries and judges, collide to produce memorably insane comedy. The Court: "The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant, sir?" Defendant: "No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens."
Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
评分Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
评分Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
评分Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
评分Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
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