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一、校园幽默 1. He Knows The Answer 2. An Essential Correction 3. I Don't Feel Like Getting Into An Argument 4. Too Many Crabs 5. Class Is Over 6. 4-4=？ 7. Plagiarism 8. Virtue 9. Difference 10. Flunking Math 11. Prepare Yourself 12. Alexander The Great 13. The Right Leg 14. Our Tails 15. Good Intentions 16. Say Sir 17. An Abslract Noun 18. I Am My Father 19. The Swimmer 20. Tow Cows 21. Nouns 22. An Absolute Zero 23. Overcrowded Moon 24. Typing 25. Homework 26. Copying 27. Someone Is Going To Get A Real Walloping 28. Oxygen 29. Water 30. Three Reasons 31. A Bad Tooth 32. Two Birds 33. Fish Net 34. "Mixed Doubles" 35. I Don't Know 36. When Was Rome Built 37. The Longest And The Shortest 38. A Funny Dialogue 39. Patriotism 40. Against Expectation 41. I'm Waiting For My Secretary 42. Real Play 43. Warning 44. Ground Rules 45. All Except The Music 46. The Fat Girl's Jealousy 47. You Married My Mom 48. Arctic Explorer二、家庭幽默 49. The Most Horrific Book 50. The Same Service 51. What Is A Traitor 52. Which Woman 53. Dying After Lying-in 54. Who Is This 55. The Result Of A Promise 56. Dnmk 57. The Father And His Son 58. Jim' s History Examination 59. Who Is The Laziest 60. I'm All Right 61. Jesus's Television 62. I Got An A In Math 63. Compliment 64. To Buy A Video 65. I Caught Every Step 66. Sharing The Apples 67. Thank Goodness 68. Conduct And Courtesy 69. Comparison 70. Thinking Back 71. A Way To Identify The Twin 72. The Cost Of A Marriage 73. Persistence 74. S.O.B. 75. Part-time Job 76. Frozen Marble三、夫妻幽默 77. The Third One 78. I Don't Know Her 79. No Chance In The Daytime 80. Imitation 81. An Old Couple' s Quarrel 82. Bedtime Prayers 83. What Happened Thirty Years Ago 84. A White Lie 85. Investigation Report 86. Do As You Do 87. A Never Finished Job 88. They've Disappeared 89. The Speaker 90. A Pledge 91. To Patch The Hole 92. I' m Accustomed To The High Pitch 93. Someday They Will Be On Fire 94. Understanding 95. An Elderly Couple 96. Key To The Success 97. Home Economics 98. Relative By Marriage 99. Who Were The Other Two 100. Bring Me A Glass Of Milk 101. Ear Short 102. Hypnotism 103. Things Have Been Okay 104. What Are The Two Words 105. Children's Faults 106. I Have His Ear In My Pocket 107. A Family Quarrel 108. Praise 109. Jealousness 110. Nothing New 111. Gardening Gloves 112. The Perfectionist 113. A Good Boy 114. Who Is That Woman四、生活幽默 115. Only One Eye To Settle On 116. Somebody 117. A Definition 118. We Are Far Apart 119. The Same Language 120. Is He Better 121. I Failed To See You 122. I'll See To The Rest 123. New Discovery 124. Camera 125. Nest And Hair 126. Midway Tactics 127. Patience 128. A Trip To Disney 129. Twin Lobsters 130. I Had Forgotten Who It Was 131. My Husband Just Came In 132. Prediction 133. To Learn French 134. Dumas 135. You Are Paying For It 136. Two Pounds Plums 137. I Hope So 138. Boxing And Running 139. What's Going To Be 140. Wood Fire 141. I Want Her To Go Nuts 142. I Can't Raise It Any Longer 143. The Doctor Lives Downstairs 144. Present For Girlfriend 145. To Bear False Witness 146. Twenty Dollars 147. Regret 148. You Are Not Forgetting My Bill, Are You 149. A Birthday Present 150. Two Cross Eyed Men 151. Charge More 152. Blind Date 153. Today It Is Worse 154. Excited Remarks 155. Early Shopper 156. A Smart Housewife 157. Wedding 158. An Interview 159. A New Drug 160. Raccoons 161. Hospitality 162. This Is My Seat 163. The Mean Man's Party 164. Cat And Mice 165. Answer According To The Facts 166. That Would Be Much Worse
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