After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking." "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two." More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
#書# 被批評總是自虐看黑暗無底的書,決定改過自新,要以一黑一白一黃的頻率來挑書!這本《sh*t my dad says》簡直笑出眼淚,絕對是ridiculously hilarious! 兒子把老爸經典言語放上twitter,贏得3百多萬個追隨者,甚至拍成電視!這決定不僅僅因為老爸毒舌絕句連綿,而是笑過...
評分看了剧集以后一直很纠结要不要找书来看,因为担心书可能会很俗套很无聊。最后忍不住还是读了,没想到一口气看了半本,非常的轻松,的确搞笑,虽然我的朋友说如果这本书要改编成儿童版,就会变成全本bleep, 不过还是觉得老爸蛮可爱,蛮智慧,儿子蛮幸福。
評分一时手痒。摘了几句老爹金句。有机会写写自己的感想,先欠在这儿:) On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed “Oh, don’t go to the goddamned cops. They’re busy with real shit. I don’t want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you’re an asshole....
評分感觉比CBS翻拍的美剧好很多 更让人觉得家人重要而不是一味追求笑料。 但是生活的智慧的确可以用这种另类的方式表达。 感觉小的时候有点严苛,大了之后反而温婉起来。 fuck you,姥资就写这么短了 ,不要再提醒我了 bullshit!
this is a loving sweet and, of course, "ridiculously hilarious" book. you will laugh wildly and get moved.
评分哈哈哈,超好笑瞭,彪悍的爸爸不需要說明
评分溫暖有趣,但沒有劇裏的段子那麼直擊要害
评分LOL
评分this is a loving sweet and, of course, "ridiculously hilarious" book. you will laugh wildly and get moved.
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