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發表於2024-05-11
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damn cool. life should be this damn simple and easy!
評分美國式的中産傢庭生活初見覺得簡單粗糙,細細品味齣魅力和哲理
評分很好笑,網上有電子版
評分屎都笑齣來瞭 .
評分屎都笑齣來瞭 .
'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me'. Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost one million people follow Mr Halpern's philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is 'like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair'; and this is the sort of shit he says...'You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimme the remote, we're not watching this bullshit'. 'Happy Birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then, too - unless it's shitty'. 'Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down'. 'The worst thing you can be is a liar...Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2'. 'Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi'.
From the beginning till the end, there are words all over the pages such as f**k, hell, shit, go**amn, etc. But if you think this book is about a load of crap spat out by a father, then you are terribly wrong. It’s a collection of a variety of subjects on ...
評分看了剧集以后一直很纠结要不要找书来看,因为担心书可能会很俗套很无聊。最后忍不住还是读了,没想到一口气看了半本,非常的轻松,的确搞笑,虽然我的朋友说如果这本书要改编成儿童版,就会变成全本bleep, 不过还是觉得老爸蛮可爱,蛮智慧,儿子蛮幸福。
評分买了书是因为一直对同名美剧念念不舍。很可惜只拍了一季就没有了,也不知道他们当时是怎么想的。 书不如电视剧情节连贯栩栩如生,所以反而让我有嚼蜡的感觉。 不过毕竟是原著,一些段子还是很经典的。
評分买了书是因为一直对同名美剧念念不舍。很可惜只拍了一季就没有了,也不知道他们当时是怎么想的。 书不如电视剧情节连贯栩栩如生,所以反而让我有嚼蜡的感觉。 不过毕竟是原著,一些段子还是很经典的。
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